Google takes out its core
Wants to be as evil as Apple
Google has bid farewell to 200 of its 'Core' team members. The tech giant, renowned for its 'do no evil' mantra, appears to have adopted a new approach: 'do more cheaper.' With the speed of a game of musical chairs, roles are being relocated to India and Mexico, a move that raises questions about the company's outsourcing strategy.
Return of the smartphone
Qualcomm results surprise Wall Street
Qualcomm has reported fiscal second-quarter earnings that exceeded the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street's expectations, accompanied by a robust forecast for the upcoming quarter.
Big Blue in "Big Iron" dust-up
Wants to stop a cloud service
IBM is in court to halt the operation of a cloud service that allegedly infringes upon its mainframe intellectual property.
AMD results expected tonight
Cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street are holding their breath
Wall Street is waiting expectantly for AMD to announce its results tonight after Chipzilla’s disappointing report almost sent them to the window ledges.
US insists that it does not want to stop Chinese growth
We just want to make sure our companies rule the world
The US Secretary of State Antony Blinken made the bizarre claim that all the sanctions his country had put on Chinese firms were not to stop that country from growing economically.
Apple fanboys start whinging as Vision Pro costs them
You can’t even off-load them on eBay
Apple fanboys are talking about how depressed the failure of the Vision Pro has made them feel.
Samsung’s foldable phone empire folds
Falling sales in China
Samsung’s foldable phone sales have tanked in the face of competition from Chinese rivals.
Apple given six months to sort out iPadOS
Must follow the same rules as everyone else
Fruity cargo cult Apple his being corralled by the EU's Digital Markets Act (DMA) to bring its iPadOS into line.
Tsar Putin purges Wackypedia
Replaces it with something more to his taste
Russian Tsar Vladamir Putin has expelled the fake penis experts and phoney doctorate editors of Wackypedia from Russia insisting that if anyone is going to make anyone disappear and decide who is notable, it will be him.
South Korean military wants to ban iPhones
Will not allow us to turn off the microphone
The Tame Apple Press has gotten its knickers in a twist after the South Korean government has decided to ban iPhones in the military over security concerns.