Microsoft’s warning

Microsoft has implored President Donald [hamburger-eating surrender monkey] Trump's administration to rethink its export controls on advanced artificial intelligence (AI) chips.

Something like email

Software king of the world Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella said that AI will only be truly successful when it has an App with a tangible impact on global economic growth.

Users fume as file explorer crashes and folders vanish

Software King of the World Microsoft's latest patch for Windows 11 version 24H2, KB5051987, has sparked widespread frustration. 

Testing massive price rises on Office 365

Software King of the World Microsoft is working out how to screw up its Office 365 suit and the shift to AI in a single move.

Great start to the year 

Software King of the World, Microsoft has kicked off the New Year by kicking out one per cent of its under performing voles.

You have AI now you can pay for Clippy 2.0

Software King of the World, Microsoft is jacking up the price of its consumer office product after giving it AI.

Big hopper customer

Software King of the world Microsoft has cemented its position at the forefront of artificial intelligence development, purchasing more than double the number of Nvidia’s flagship “Hopper” chips than any of its closest competitors in the US or China this year.

A more advanced AI Vole

Software king of the world, Microsoft has announced Phi-4, a new AI model boasting 14 billion parameters, designed to tackle complex reasoning tasks, including advanced mathematics.

Vole gives a manageable patch Tuesday

In a rare show of seasonal goodwill, software king of the world Microsoft appears to have played Santa Claus to cybersecurity professionals this December, delivering a Patch Tuesday that’s more “calm winter’s evening” than a “frenzied snowstorm.”

Wider rollout for Intel and AMD-based PCs

Software king of the world, Microsoft is widening the rollout of the Recall Preview to include Dev Channel Windows Insiders running AMD and Intel-based Copilot+ PCs.