Apple faces earnings test as Wall Street eyes cracks in empire
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Flat iPhone sales, legal threats to App Store and Google deal unsettle investors

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is about to unveil its latest earnings report, and the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street are getting twitchy. Despite a stock price that’s multiplied ninefold since 2015, Apple hasn’t sold more iPhones in 2024 than it did a decade ago.

Apple flogs recycled Pixel feature with moody cat ad
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iPhone’s “new” Clean Up tool is actually just Google’s Magic Eraser in drag

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has wheeled out its latest “innovation” for iOS 26, which is really just a old Google Pixel feature dressed up in Californian smug.

Samsung kills bootloader unlock globally
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Tinkerers left in the cold as One UI 8 slams the door shut

Mobile phone giant Samsung has decided to kill off the bootloader on its operating system and prevent those who love to tinker with their phone from getting their fix.

Entire Google Pixel 10 series lineup revealed
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Although Google is hosting the Pixel 10 event on August 20, where we expect to see the Pixel 10, Pixel 10 Pro, Pixel 10 Pro XL, and the Pixel 10 Pro Fold, the entire lineup has now leaked online.

Wi-fi signals can now ‘fingerprint’ you just by how your body blocks them
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Roman boffins claim they can spot you without your phone

Roman researchers have emerged from their smoke filled labs with a method of tracking people using only the way their bodies muck about with Wi-Fi signals.