Smartwatch bubble bursts
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Calling time on another Apple product

It seems the smartwatch bubble has burst, with global sales taking a tumble for the first time—largely thanks to the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple dropping the ball.

Apple's carbon neutral claim is rotten to the core
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Class action suit for turning plastic into green

Fruity cargo cult Apple is embroiled in a class action lawsuit alleging its so-called 'carbon neutral' Apple Watches are about as green as a coal-fired power plant.

HP snaps up Humane
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19 February 2025

HP snaps up Humane


Customers left With $700 Paperweights

The maker of expensive printer ink, HP has stepped in to end the Humane AI Pin debacle, acquiring the struggling startup for $116 million—but with a major catch: the deal does not include Humane’s disastrous AI wearable business.

Anduril takes over Microsoft’s US Army Integrated Visual Augmentation System
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Vole retreats a little

Palmer Luckey’s start-up Anduril is set to take over managing and eventually manufacturing the US Army's Integrated Visual Augmentation System (IVAS) from Microsoft.

Apple cancels advanced AR Glasses project
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Company “lacks vision.”

Fruity cargo cult Apple has given up on a project to develop advanced augmented reality (AR) glasses because users are not interested, and its development team “lacks vision.”