
Musk’s Grok turns into a broken record about South Africa
Sees “white genocide” everywhere even in baseball
Elon Musk’s pet AI Grok appears to have gone completely off its trolley, hijacking conversations on X (formerly Twitter) to bang on about alleged "white genocide" in South Africa, no matter what anyone asks it.

Woz lays into Musk
A total cult
Tech legend Steve Wozniak, who was the brains behind Apple, lashed out at Elon Musk and Donald Trump, slamming them as bullies hell-bent on hammering the federal government into submission.

Musk’s own AI censored
Will not point out that he spreads misinformation
Grok, the AI assistant made by Elon [Roman Salute] Musk’s artificial intelligence firm, was programmed not to use sources that said he and his bestie Donald [Hamburger Eating Surrender Monkey] Trump was responsible for spreading misinformation.

Musk’s minions confuse their COBOL
There are no 150-year-olds in the US
Elon [Roman Salute] Musk’s team of elite coding nerds bragged that they found fake 150-year-old people collecting Social Security in the US with their cheques illegally cashed -- however it turns out they didnn't know their COBOL.

Bluesky surges as users flee Elon Musk's X
A million new users since the US election
As the numbers of users at Elon [look at me] Musk’s social notworking site Twitter X have been falling faster than a free-falling elephant without a parachute, numbers at its rival Bluesky have been increasing.

SpaceX wants to increase its bandwidth
Asked the FCC for permission
Elon [look at me] Musk has asked the FCC for permission to modify the second generation, Gen2, of Spacex’s Starlink satellite system.

Irish guy beats Musk and wins $600,000
Teaches him a lesson on employment law
An Irish man took Elon [look at me] Musk to court over his employment antics and won.

Musk finds a customer for Tesla Cybertruck
It is now officially now the tool of over-compensating terrorist warlords
While the Tesla Cybertruck has been a disaster in the west, Elon [look at me] Musk has found a customer in the East.

Musk's X flees Brazil amid censorship row
Blaims censorship orders
Elon [look at me] Musk's media platform X has thrown in the towel in Brazil, citing "censorship orders" from Brazilian judge Alexandre de Moraes.

Musk’s AI image generation backfires on him
You probably were not expecting this
Elon [look at me] Musk’s AI chatbot launched a new image generation feature which users immediately used to troll the billionaire.