South Korea mulls Government-funded chipmaker
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Thursday, 26 December 2024 21:48

South Korea mulls Government-funded chipmaker


KSMC to take on TSMC

The South Korean government is considering the creation of a state-funded contract chipmaker, provisionally named Korea Semiconductor Manufacturing Company (KSMC).

AI better than experts at spotting real Scotch
Published in AI
Thursday, 26 December 2024 21:42

AI better than experts at spotting real Scotch


Spits out American whiskey

An AI system has outperformed human experts in distinguishing between American whiskey and Scotch, achieving 100% accuracy by identifying subtle differences in the chemical composition of the spirits.

Apple does not want to fund its own search engine
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Just wanted to take money from Google without any effort

Fruity cargo cult Apple has told a US court that it is not interested in creating its own search engine and would rather just make a ton of cash by leeching off its best mate Google.

Vole jacking up the price of Microsoft 365
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Thursday, 26 December 2024 20:15

Vole jacking up the price of Microsoft 365


You have AI now you can pay for Clippy 2.0

Software King of the World, Microsoft is jacking up the price of its consumer office product after giving it AI.

Data centres create more work
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Thursday, 26 December 2024 20:04

Data centres create more work

For electricians

While everyone+dog has been talking about new jobs that AI will create, it appears that the career of electrician is suddenly becoming one with a future.

Dell builds its fastest laptop
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Monday, 23 December 2024 22:48

Dell builds its fastest laptop


Dell Pro Max 18 rumoured to have RTX 5000 class GPU 

Dell’s forthcoming Pro Max 18 Plus is anticipated to set new benchmarks in laptop performance, powered by Intel’s upcoming Core Ultra 200HX “Arrow Lake-HX” CPUs.

Reporters without Borders asks Apple to ditch its dodgy AI
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Spat out fake news

Reporters without Borders has asked the fruity cargo cult Apple to ditch is dodgy AI after it incorrectly summarised a BBC news notification that suspected UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter Luigi Mangione had killed himself.

Hyperscalers spending $292 Billion on AI Infrastructure
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Still not got customers

The race to scale artificial intelligence infrastructure is accelerating, with hyperscalers, alongside Meta and Oracle, planning to invest $292 billion by 2025 — an 88 per cent increase since 2023.

Telegram turns a profit
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Monday, 23 December 2024 21:16

Telegram turns a profit


It is amazing what you can do if your CEO is arrested

Telegram has been chatting to its investors to reassure them that the company remains a viable bet after its founder, Pavel Durov, was arrested in France in August on charges related to illicit activities on the platform.

Xerox Acquires Lexmark in $1.5 Billion Deal
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Monday, 23 December 2024 20:55

Xerox Acquires Lexmark in $1.5 Billion Deal


End of a printer era

Xerox has agreed to acquire Lexmark for $1.5 billion, including assumed liabilities. This move is set to bolster Xerox’s core print portfolio and expand its global managed print services (MPS) capabilities to meet the needs of hybrid workplaces.