Apple update breaks iPad Pros
You get what you pay for
The programming genii at Apple have just released a software update which breaks its expensive Surface Clones the iPad pro and makes users wish they had saved their money and bought something cheaper and more viable.
Intel modems will be in half of iPhone 7s
Ready for this year
Chipzilla has scored a more significant chunk of the upcoming iPhone 7 which is due to be released this year.
Global Tablet sales continue to fall
4.6 per cent lower
Beancounters working for Digitimes have added up some numbers and worked out that global tablet shipments are expected to drop 4.6 per cent sequentially.
Apple admits deleting music collections
Clueless as to why
Fruity cargo cult Apple has admitted that its super-cool, innovative, cutting edge, music streaming software does delete users’ old record collections. However it has reassured users that the software genii it hires can’t work out why it does this.
Microsoft and Amazon execs busted for promoting sex slavery
Top Health bloke and Fire man
Amazon and Microsoft top executives have been arrested in a prostitution sting and charged with promoting sex slavery.
Apple shares in free fall
Investors wake up
Apple shares are continuing to fall as more investors realise that the share price is not going to go up any more.
Apple in hot water for “nicking ideas”
This one could cost it $2.4 billion
Fruity cargo cult Apple has found itself in the middle of another accusation that it may not invented some of the technology it made a fortune from.
VoIP-Pal (VPLM) claims that Jobs’ Mob owes it $2.8 billion because of the way its iMessage and FaceTime services work.
IPhone 7 leak confirms it will be dire
Nothing to see here move on
Yet another leak has confirmed what we have been saying all along, the iPhone 7 is going to have nothing new or inovative to make upgrading from the iPhone 6S worthwhile.
FTC to clamp down on slow security updates
Asked eight leading players what they are doing
The Federal Trade Commission has written to eight leading players in the mobile communications arena requiring them to tell the agency how they issue security updates to address vulnerabilities in smartphones, tablets, and other mobile gear.
Apple autocratically deletes music from your hard-drive
Making you pay twice
Job’s Mob has started purging the hard-drives of Apple fanboys to force them to use its god-awful music streaming business.