Dell Pro Max 18 rumoured to have RTX 5000 class GPU 

Dell’s forthcoming Pro Max 18 Plus is anticipated to set new benchmarks in laptop performance, powered by Intel’s upcoming Core Ultra 200HX “Arrow Lake-HX” CPUs.

Spat out fake news

Reporters without Borders has asked the fruity cargo cult Apple to ditch is dodgy AI after it incorrectly summarised a BBC news notification that suspected UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter Luigi Mangione had killed himself.

Still not got customers

The race to scale artificial intelligence infrastructure is accelerating, with hyperscalers, alongside Meta and Oracle, planning to invest $292 billion by 2025 — an 88 per cent increase since 2023.

It is amazing what you can do if your CEO is arrested

Telegram has been chatting to its investors to reassure them that the company remains a viable bet after its founder, Pavel Durov, was arrested in France in August on charges related to illicit activities on the platform.

End of a printer era

Xerox has agreed to acquire Lexmark for $1.5 billion, including assumed liabilities. This move is set to bolster Xerox’s core print portfolio and expand its global managed print services (MPS) capabilities to meet the needs of hybrid workplaces.

 
Exploited a WhatsApp flaw

A US judge has ruled that Israeli spyware maker NSO Group breached hacking laws by using WhatsApp to infect devices with its Pegasus spyware. 

Displays in Ray-Bans

Meta plans to add displays to its Ray-Ban smart glasses as soon as next year.

Rebrand

AMD is tipped to rebrand its Radeon GPU lineup with the introduction of the RDNA 4 architecture, adopting a new naming scheme in the RX 9000 series.

Apple to EU: but the others are too insecure

The EU is demanding that the fruity cargo cult Apple make its iOS more friendly with other platforms.

It is only annoying for humans now

CAPTCHA tests are being rendered obsolete by the very technology they were designed to thwart.