Fundholders slammed for Apple dependence
Breaking investment rules
While some financial fund-holders are flogging their Apple shares, those who remain are increasingly getting slammed for not seeing the writing on the wall.
Man turns to crack dealing to buy Apple Watch
Daft excuses of our time
A Chinese bloke turned to crime so that he could afford to follow the voices in his head which told him he needed an iWatch.
Apple blames servers for outage
Networking skills showing
Apple's legendary ability to build super secure robust networks which are the envey of every serious networking company in the world came to the fore this week.
Developers can't do anything with the iWatch
It is bloody useless
If Apple was hoping that developers would invent Apps for its overpriced iWatch, it is sadly mistaken.
iPhone to get Intel silicon
7360 LTE modem, for now…
Next generation iPhones seem to be getting some silicon from Intel, in the form of the 7360 LTE modem.
iPhone installs undeleteable iWatch advert
More Malware
Jobs' Mob has decided that the only way that punters will buy their nearly useless iWatch is if they are forced to watch adverts for the thing.
CIA hacked iPhone a year before its release
Trivial security
Apple's iPhone encryption system was so easy, the CIA and FBI had cracked it a year before the shiny toy hit the shops.
Cringe worthy Apple Watch pricing is official
Five figures for edition models
The Apple Watch is officially coming on April 24th, with prices starting at $349 and going up to, uhm, $17,000.
LG set to release super flagship
Dreadnaught of phones
The Korean Press is reporting that LG executives want to launch a “super flagship” phone in the second half of this year.
Fraudsters love Apple Pay
Security, they have heard of it
Apple's over hyped mobile payment system Apple Pay has been hit by a wave of fraudulent transactions using stolen credit-card data.