TSMC races to build more 2nm fabs as demand crushes capacity
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Taiwan’s chip colossus digs deeper into its pockets

The boss of the world’s biggest chip foundry has admitted that TSMC cannot churn out enough silicon to satisfy the world’s appetite.

Apple clings to Tim Cook while its talent legs it
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Bloomberg pours cold water on CEO-exit fantasies as engineers flee for shinier toys

The fruity cargo cult, Apple cannot even manage a clean rumour cycle these days, with Bloomberg’s Mark Gurman now rubbish­ing earlier claims that Tim Cook was about to shuffle off the CEO perch next year.

Nokia bets big in US
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24 November 2025

Nokia bets big in US


Invests billions away from Finland

Former rubber boot maker Nokia is chucking billions into the US as it tries to make its networking gear look clever enough for the AI circus.

Intel spies a fresh payday in fancy packaging
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US customers eye local options

Advanced packaging is shaping up to be a massive prospect for Troubled Chipzilla as US chip designers start sniffing around for someone nearby to wrap their shiny silicon.

Apple's "bargain-bin" headset dream dies on the vine
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Vision Pro trainwreck continues

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is going to kill off its "cheaper version" of its hugely overpriced Vision Pro headset. 

Apple rumoured to be giving up on the Mac Pro
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Why does it even exist?

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn claiming that Apple is about to walk away from its Mac Pro range.

Apple fanboys snap up pricey iPhone Pocket without blinking
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Limited edition sock proves taste is optional if it has an Apple label

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has sold out its iPhone Pocket, which is selling so well despite being an overpriced sock.

Buffett signals trouble in Apple's orchard
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Long-time believer wanders toward Alphabet

Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway has just done the unthinkable and taken a $4.3 billion bite out of Alphabet while casually trimming its once worshipful stake in the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple.

Apple lines up its next grand poohbah
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Cook edges toward the exit

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is cranking up its succession machinery as Tim Cook prepares to shuffle off the chief executive perch as early as next year, according to several people whispering into the Financial Times’ ear.

Samsung is stuck paying for Qualcomm chipsets
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Weak Exynos yields and contract penalties keep Snapdragon in charge

Samsung’s next Galaxy flagships are shaping up to be a pricey headache as the dark satanic rumour mill claims the Snapdragon 8 Elite Gen 5 will power about 75 per cent of Galaxy S26 models worldwide.