Founder alleged to have stolen cash and bought two Lamborghinis

OSOM Products appears in disarray, with a former executive alleging that the founder has misappropriated company funds to finance two Lamborghinis and a lavish lifestyle.

Hard to spot

TechTuber Der8auer has found that counterfeit AMD Ryzen 7 7800X3D processors are very hard to spot on the market.

No Future

After 27 years, Future Publishing shut down the tech site AnandTech.

There is nothing to see here move on please

Intel has confirmed that its 13th and 14th Gen laptop chips do not appear to suffer from instability issues. The company asserts that these chips are unequivocally unaffected by the high voltage problem, now termed “Vmin Shift Instability.”

Having words with the accountants

Chipzilla is considering separating its product-design and manufacturing divisions and evaluating which factory projects might be abandoned.

And companies never know it

In unparalleled ingenuity and strategic brilliance, the Democratic People's Republic of Korea is triumphantly infiltrating Western companies with its elite cadre of IT warriors. These highly skilled operatives, masters of disguise, are posing as remote workers for foreign enterprises, predominantly in the imperialist United States.

Swift has asthma

The fruity cargo cult Apple is seeing its Swift programming language becoming the monkey pox of coding.

The same one that everyone else follows

Elon [look at me] Musk has thrown his toys out of the pram after being told what to do by the Brazilian Supreme Court.

Will promise us anything if it will get him elected

US election candidate Donald Trump has promised that if he is elected, he will throw Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerburg into jail for life.

These boots were made for walking 

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn saying that the former rubber boot maker, Nokia might be preparing to flog off its mobile networks business to Samsung.