Apple finally invents Windows Vista, calls it “Liquid Glass”
Published in News


Tame Apple Press pretends it's new because WWDC is hot air

After nearly two decades of sniffing at Windows design choices, the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has decided it quite likes Aero Glass, rebranding the whole thing as “Liquid Glass” and parading it as a revolutionary new UI it just invented.

Apple's WWDC faceplant costs it $75 billion
Published in News


Job’s Mob proves it is not ready for the AI future or even the present

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple managed to wipe $75 billion from its market value during its own keynote circus, proving once again that hype is no substitute for actual product.

Jobs Mob’s AI flop swept under carpet as WWDC looms
Published in News


Tame Apple Press tries to spin ‘nothing to see here’ into AI genius

WWDC 2025 is around the corner, but the only thing the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple seems ready to unleash is a desperate off the books PR campaign to lower expectations while pretending it still knows what it's doing.

Apple schedules WWDC 2025 for June 9
Published in News
Wednesday, 26 March 2025 11:59

Apple schedules WWDC 2025 for June 9


iOS, iPadOS, and macOS updates coming

Apple has announced that its Worldwide Developers Conference 2025 will take place from June 9th to June 13th and will once again include the big keynote, held at Apple Park, as well as online sessions for developers.

Apple starts sending WWDC 2024 invites
Published in News
Thursday, 30 May 2024 09:46

Apple starts sending WWDC 2024 invites


iOS 18 with heavy focus on AI

Apple has sent out invites for its annual developers conference (WWDC) scheduled for June 10. The event will be held at Apple Park and will be all about iOS 18 and its heavy focus on AI

Apple officially schedules WWDC 2024 for June 10
Published in News


iOS 18, and new versions of iPadOS, watchOS, macOS, tvOS, and visionOS

Apple has officially set the date for its annual Worldwide Developers Conference (WWDC), which will take place from June 10 to June 14. The WWDC 2024 will be hosted online, but developers and students will be able to attend a special live event at Apple Park on June 10.

Apple’s over-priced largely useless Vision Pro is selling
Published in IoT


The standards of the world have slipped even lower

Apple flogs 180,000 Vision Pro headsets to gullible fans who don't mind paying $3,499 for a largely useless glorified toy.

Apple tells people if they are holding their iPhones wrong
Published in Mobiles


Preventing short-sightedness

Fruity cargo cult Apple has installed a tool on its iPhone which tells users if they are holding the screen too close to their face.

Apple announces Worldwide Developers Conference for June 5th
Published in News


New OS versions and possibly the AR/VR headset

Apple has officially set the date for its Worldwide Developers Conference (WWDC) 2023, which will be held on June 5th, 2023.

Apple purges videos of its Worldwide Developer Conferences from YouTube
Published in News


Rewriting history

Fruity cargo cult Apple has conducted a “special operation” to purge YouTube of historical files from its history.