Apple suffers 14-inch MacBook Pro leak
Published in News
Wednesday, 09 October 2024 11:25

Apple suffers 14-inch MacBook Pro leak


Ohhh those Russians

The Tame Apple Press is shocked and horrified that its favourite company might be suffering from the worst leak since someone left iPhone 4 prototype at a bar in California in 2010.

Apple will dig up M3 series MacBook Pro models on the day before Halloween
Published in PC Hardware


Trick or Treat

Apple has announced a Mac event for 30 October with the caption "Scary Fast" in which it is expected to exhume its M3 series MacBook Pro models to the illiterate cawing of the Tame Apple Press ravens.

Apple's new 13-inch and 15-inch Macbook Air models to pack M3 chip
Published in News


Refreshed "entry-level" Macbook Pro also incoming

There have been quite a few rumors about the upcoming Macbook Air models, but 9to5Mac.com now managed to confirm that the new Macbook Air will be coming in 13-inch and 15-inch versions and both will be powered by the M3 chip.

MacBook Pro 2022 is pointless
Published in PC Hardware
Tuesday, 05 July 2022 12:09

MacBook Pro 2022 is pointless


Apple's tame reviewers confused

We feel sorry for the Tame Apple Press at times. There are some days when keeping the reality distortion field going requires so much mental effort and it is probably easier just to wake up and see the truth.

Apple’s M2 new 13-inch MacBook Pro has an SSD powered by snails
Published in PC Hardware


You must make your money from somewhere

Apple's new 13-inch MacBook Pro with its over hyped M2 chip has another flaw which you are unlikely to read in the Tame Apple Press.

Tame Apple Press starts hyping M2 processor
Published in News


Nine new Macs going to get them

The Tame Apple Press is starting to hype Apple’s next generation of processors claiming that the M2 will appear in nine machines.

New MacBook Pro models leaked
Published in PC Hardware
Tuesday, 10 August 2021 13:07

New MacBook Pro models leaked


Expect the hype to begin


The Tame Apple Press is getting moist over the leak of a redesigned 14-inch MacBook Pro and 16-inch MacBook Pro with Apple’s own chip on board.

Apple announces its silicon
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 24 June 2020 11:21

Apple announces its silicon


Analysis:
Takes two years to transition

Apple has finally announced the beginning of a two-year transition towards its own silicon. The first systems based on Apple silicon will be shipping later this year.

Apple's T2 security chip is killing off MacBook Pros early
Published in PC Hardware


You can't save them

As predicted, the proprietary locking system Apple rolled out with its 2018 MacBook Pros is hurting independent repair stores, refurbishers, and electronics recyclers.

MacBook Pro can’t handle charging
Published in News
Wednesday, 29 April 2020 11:10

MacBook Pro can’t handle charging


But Apple charged you heaps anyway

Apple fanboys who were dumb enough to shell out a fortune for its MacBook Pro are discovering that it has issues when they try to charge it.