Jane Fonda flogs Apple holy relics
30 Jobs owned items for sale
Jane Fonda is kicking off a trade in religious relics based around the worship of the dead Apple prophet, Steve Jobs.
How Tim Cook stuffed up Apple's tax disaster
Why he should not have confirmed the EU's case
Corporate historians will look at Tim Cook’s handing of the EU tax case as a moment where he should have shut up and saved both his and other company's billions in tax..
Apple chief rants in his pants
Irish stew in the name of the law
Arrogant Apple CEO Tim Cook has hit out at the European Commission for daring to fine his company for the trifling amount of Euro 13 billion.
US government furious over EU Apple fine
Not paying tax is the American way
The US government is furious that the EU is starting to get hacked off with US companies not paying tax.
Apple owes the EU $14 billion
Tax cheat
The cost of allowing Apple to run its tax scam in Europe has cost the trade bloc more than $14 billion and now the Commission is wanting its money back.
Apple sued over dodgy touchscreens
We didn’t get what we paid for
Fruity cargo cult Apple, which peddles hyper-priced mobiles, is being sued after the touch screens started breaking.
Apple has booked the hall for its iPhone 7 launch
Be prepared for a snooze
Fruity cargo cult Apple has booked the hall for one of its Nuremberg style rallies on September 7 where US journalists will shame themselves by cheering for products that they know are actually pants.
Apple confirms next iPhone event
Apple is "Rumor Central"
Just a few hours after a couple of leaks pointed out that Apple might hold its event on September 7th, Apple has sent official invites for the event to select members of the press it likes.
Rumors that Intel will make Apple’s chips gain momentum
But not until at least 2018
It is starting to look like the rumors that Intel is going to start making Apple’s mobile chip are actually true – despite a lack of official confirmation from anyone.
Apple rewards Tim Cook’s lacklustre performance
27 percent drop in profits and nothing new coming is worth a bonus
Apple may not have invented anything new for years, be watching its cash cow die with no replacement, but that has not stopped Tim Cook trousering a huge cash bonus this year.