Better off if it was not there

It seems that Wall Street is regretting all that money it pushed into the fruity cargo cult Apple as the company’s value plummets faster than the British pound.

Opinion: Talking up this modem deal is absurd

If you believe the Tame Apple Press, Apple has saved Intel and now that it is supplying modems to the fruity cargo cult’s iPhone 7, it has nothing to worry about its falling PC sales.

It has lost the battle of the bulge

A leaked photograph of the upcoming iPhone 7 shows that Apple really appears to have given up pretending that its latest phone will be any different from the last one.

Unless you are Apple

There are signs that the falling PC market has opened its parachute and nearly hit rock bottom – unless you are Apple which is continuing to fall like a meteor.

Side effect of the concert censorship technology

The other day we ran a yarn about how Apple was going to install technology which would make it impossible for iPhone users to film concerts.

End of a marketing ploy

Fruity cargo cult Apple has finally given up on a pretty dumb marketing ploy which made its phones look a little cheaper.

It is actually selling smartphones

While its rivals, like Apple, are suffering, Samsung is doing rather well – in fact much better than the cocaine nose-jobs of Wall Street have predicted.

It has heard it is a money spinner

Software giant Microsoft is not the best at picking where the industry is going, it missed the Internet and failed to get into mobile so the news that it is thinking of getting into the PC hardware business just as it is dying is not surprising.

Cut your prices to keep our ridiculous margins

Those suppliers who thought they were onto a good thing scoring a contract with Apple might be starting to regret it.

Cease and desist for a bloke for teaching people how to repair its gear

Fruity cargo cult Apple has ordered a take-down of a video of a bloke explaining to Apple fanboys why the gear is pants.