Time called on the Smartwatch industry
Bubble burst already
The bottom is dropping out of the smart watch industry as VC’s start to realise that the Apple dream is not making many people much dosh.
New Apple 9.7-inch iPad Pro has 2GB of RAM
Lower CPU clock as well
It appears that the new Apple 9.7-inch iPad Pro is quite different from its 12.9-inch counterpart as it not only comes with 2GB of RAM, same as the new iPhone SE and iPad Air 2, but also has a lower CPU clock.
Apple’s new iOS update causes problems for old iPads
Update or die
Fruity cargo cult Apple is doing its best to force users of its old iPad 2 and original iPad to upgrade to something thinner and more expensive by bricking them if they upgrade to the latest iOS 9.3.
Apple’s cloud disaster
Blaming Obama now
Fruity Cargo cult Apple has spent billions trying to build its own cloud structure and failed and rather than question its own networking competence it is blaming the government.
Apple says it does not need Imagination
Kicked the tires, not interested
Fruity cargo cult Apple has decided that it does not need any Imagination.
Apple sticks it to European iPhone SE customers
Pay 40% more for your three year old phone
Fruity cargo cult Apple has decided that Europeans should pay more for the three year old iPhone SE designs than the rest of the world.
Chinese want shedloads of fingerprint sensors
Expected to buy 2-300 million of them
Chinese smartphone vendors will ship an estimated 200-300 smartphones featuring fingerprint-recognizing functions this year.
Apple set to buy Imagination
Apparently it has a shortage
The Dark Satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn that claims the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is about to write a cheque for the British chip design company Imagination Technologies.
Apple’s legal antics gave FBI a back door to its phones
Problems with believing your own PR
Fruity cargo cult Apple has made a huge mistake fighting the FBI over the encryption case.
Apple's "new" iPhone has three year old design
Really has run out of ideas
The Tame Apple Press had told us that the coming four inch iPhone SE would help save Apple’s bacon in developing countries. The new phone was to kill off the iPhone 5S. But it turns out that Apple’s new iPhone is just the iPhone 5S in a different box.