
Apple threatens the EU
Job’s Mob tells Brussels to bin Big Tech law or else
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has demanded Brussels scrap the Digital Markets Act, claiming the rules are costing it money and ruining the fun for its fanboys.

EU’s Digital Markets Act flawed claims new report
It will never stand up in court
A new study has torn into the EU’s Digital Markets Act, claiming its clunky procedures and lack of transparency are making the law nearly impossible to enforce.

Apple scrambles to avoid fresh EU smackdown
Last-ditch talks aim to dodge hefty Digital Markets Act fines
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is frantically negotiating with Brussels to dodge another regulatory slap as its deadline to comply with the Digital Markets Act runs out on 26 June.

EU slaps Apple and Meta with landmark DMA fines
Trump screams extortion
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has been handed a €500 million ($570 million) slap by EU regulators, with Facebook flogger Meta coughing up €200 million, in the first real show of teeth under the bloc’s Digital Markets Act.

Apple gets a breather in Brazil
Court gives it more time to get its act together
Fruity cargo cult Apple has been given more time to sort out its anti-trust antics in Brazil.

Digital Markets Act comes into force
Digital gatekeepers restrained
Digital Markets Act comes into force from November 1 in the EU which will restrain internet gatekeepers so that users and third-party businesses can better interact.