Illegal alien

Elon [look at me] Musk, tech mogul, billionaire, and staunch Donald Trump supporter, is facing allegations that he may have lied on immigration forms. This revelation could ultimately lead to the revocation of his US citizenship.

Brexit looking even more stupid as it invites foreigners back

The UK government plans to relax its immigration policies amid labour shortage problems after it discovered that the entire country was dependant on those who it rudely kicked out with its oven-ready Brexit fiasco.