Trump gives chum Musk a ton of broadband contracts
$10 billion to $20 billion
Donald [hamburger-eating surrender monkey] Trump’s administration is giving the boot to fibre internet preferences in the $42.45 billion Broadband Equity, Access, and Deployment (BEAD) programme, a move that will conveniently funnel more cash into Elon [Roman salute] Musk’s Starlink.
Starlink wants a pizza Italy’s spectrum
Musk feels a closeness with Italy
Elon [Roman salute] Musk's Starlink is battling for access to key E-band frequencies in Italy as the space-based internet giant seeks to cement its dominance across Europe.
Anonymous wades into Musk
We are coming for you
The hacker collective Anonymous issued a stern warning to Elon [Roman Salute] Musk, accusing the chainsaw-weilding, bouncing Leatherface of manipulating cryptocurrency markets and disregarding the welfare of average investors.
Elon Musk’s empire teeters as stock gets hammered
Protesters smell blood
Tesla stock is tanking, and a new protest movement, Tesla Takedown, is ensuring the world notices.
Musk leads $97.4 billion takeover bid for OpenAI
Altman offers to take Twitter off Musk’s hands
A consortium of investors led by Swasticar maker Elon [Roman Salute] Musk has submitted a $97.4 billion offer to take over OpenAI, the maker of ChatGPT.
Wall Street starting to lose patience with Musk spin
We shouldn’t really believe this hype any more
Tesla’s controversial Chief Executive Elon [Roman Salute] Musk faces fresh doubt from top Wall Street investor JR Research over his ambitious plans for a robotaxi rollout, with concerns mounting over his track record and lofty promises.
Musk minion allegedly urges 'push forward' with 'illegal act'
Train AI on government contracts
Leaked audio, which found its way to 404 Media, has one of Elon [Roman Salute] Musk’s minions discussing training AI on government contracts.
Canada blames Musk
Shoots across his bows before surrendering
Swastica maker Elon [look at me] Musk might find his businesses suffer more as he becomes closely identified with Donald [grab ‘em by the pussy] Trump’s trade policies.
Musk’s minions seize control of US Treasury payment system
No one can explain why
Swasticar maker Elon [Roman salute] Musk and his minions have been granted access to a sensitive US Treasury Department payment system that contains the personal information of every American who receives tax refunds, Medicare, Social Security, and other government payments. It also contains information about Musk's business rivals.
Meta surrenders and gives Trump $25 million
Wrong to suspend his account over that little insurrection business
Social notworking outfit Meta has written a $25 million cheque to Donald Trump to apologise for freezing his account over the 6 January insurrection at the US Capitol.