Tesla burns
While Musk courts the Far Right
It appears that Elon [Roman salute] Musk’s flirtation with the Far Right his hurting his bread-and-butter business, whose customers are generally liberals who like to knit their own yoghurt.
Microsoft reports strong Q2 earnings
Wall Street worried about Azure
Software King of the World Microsoft has released its financial results for the second quarter of the fiscal year. The company exceeded analyst expectations in key metrics despite a slowdown in cloud revenue growth.
Apple’s shares slide as cash cow dies in China
You can’t really depend on a single product
The fruity cargo cult Apple is starting to see its single-product cash cow business model begin to fall apart.
Raspberry Pi wows London Stock Exchange
Buy, buy, buy
The cocaine nose jobs of the London Stock Exchange are totally enthused about the Raspberry PI this year.
Accenture results exceed expectations
Generative AI service boost
Accenture surpassed the cocane nose jobs of Wall Street's expectations for first-quarter revenue and profit, buoyed by robust demand for its generative AI (GenAI) services.
Record revenue growth predicted for TSMC
AI and crypto demand surge
The divination division of analyst outfit IDC has been reading some entrails and reached the conclusion that TSMC will achieve a record 25 per cent revenue growth next year.
Marvell beats estimates
AI Marvell
Marvell Technology has forecasted its fourth-quarter revenue to be above estimates, driven by strong demand for its custom artificial intelligence (AI) chips.
Nvidia reports strong quarterly earnings
Wall Street not impressed with record profits
Proving that they don’t know their arse from their elbow, the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street were not impressed by Nvidia’s brilliant quarterly earnings and optimistic projections.
AMD confirms layoffs and lowered Q4 outlook
Intel merger rumours are not going away
AMD has confirmed a reduction in its global workforce, laying off approximately 1,000 employees, equivalent to 4 per cent of its total workforce of 26,000.
Qualcomm reports strong fourth quarter earnings
More buybacks
Qualcomm reported robust fourth-quarter earnings exceeding Wall Street expectations and projecting a strong December quarter.