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Tesla burns
Published in Transportation
Thursday, 30 January 2025 11:22

Tesla burns


While Musk courts the Far Right

It appears that Elon [Roman salute] Musk’s flirtation with the Far Right his hurting his bread-and-butter business, whose customers are generally liberals who like to knit their own yoghurt.

Microsoft reports strong Q2 earnings
Published in News
Thursday, 30 January 2025 08:59

Microsoft reports strong Q2 earnings


Wall Street worried about Azure

Software King of the World Microsoft has released its financial results for the second quarter of the fiscal year. The company exceeded analyst expectations in key metrics despite a slowdown in cloud revenue growth.

Apple’s shares slide as cash cow dies in China
Published in Mobiles


You can’t really depend on a single product

The fruity cargo cult Apple is starting to see its single-product cash cow business model begin to fall apart.

Raspberry Pi wows London Stock Exchange
Published in PC Hardware
Sunday, 29 December 2024 20:05

Raspberry Pi wows London Stock Exchange


Buy, buy, buy

The cocaine nose jobs of the London Stock Exchange are totally enthused about the Raspberry PI this year.

Accenture results exceed expectations
Published in News
Friday, 20 December 2024 05:04

Accenture results exceed expectations


Generative AI service boost

Accenture surpassed the cocane nose jobs of  Wall Street's expectations for first-quarter revenue and profit, buoyed by robust demand for its generative AI (GenAI) services.

Record revenue growth predicted for TSMC
Published in News
Friday, 13 December 2024 11:03

Record revenue growth predicted for TSMC


AI and crypto demand surge

The divination division of analyst outfit IDC has been reading some entrails and reached the conclusion that TSMC will achieve a record 25 per cent revenue growth next year.

Marvell beats estimates
Published in News
Wednesday, 04 December 2024 11:47

Marvell beats estimates


AI Marvell

Marvell Technology has forecasted its fourth-quarter revenue to be above estimates, driven by strong demand for its custom artificial intelligence (AI) chips.

Nvidia reports strong quarterly earnings
Published in News
Thursday, 21 November 2024 08:46

Nvidia reports strong quarterly earnings


Wall Street not impressed with record profits

Proving that they don’t know their arse from their elbow, the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street were not impressed by Nvidia’s brilliant quarterly earnings and optimistic projections.

AMD confirms layoffs and lowered Q4 outlook
Published in News
Thursday, 14 November 2024 10:39

AMD confirms layoffs and lowered Q4 outlook


Intel merger rumours are not going away

AMD has confirmed a reduction in its global workforce, laying off approximately 1,000 employees, equivalent to 4 per cent of its total workforce of 26,000.

Qualcomm reports strong fourth quarter earnings
Published in News


More buybacks

Qualcomm reported robust fourth-quarter earnings  exceeding Wall Street expectations and projecting a strong December quarter.