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Samsung shows off its 2nm GAA performance
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Hopes a few nanometres will save its bacon

Samsung Electronics has finally bragged about real two-nanometer mass production results, rather than mumbling vague promises.

Quantum boffins sort out error correction
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Harvard types claim to have tamed their twitchy qubits

Harvard researchers have emerged from their smoke-filled labs claiming to have stitched together enough error correction to stop quantum computers wandering off into la-la land.

Buffett signals trouble in Apple's orchard
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Long-time believer wanders toward Alphabet

Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway has just done the unthinkable and taken a $4.3 billion bite out of Alphabet while casually trimming its once worshipful stake in the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple.

Apple lines up its next grand poohbah
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Cook edges toward the exit

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is cranking up its succession machinery as Tim Cook prepares to shuffle off the chief executive perch as early as next year, according to several people whispering into the Financial Times’ ear.

Apple flubs its own AI support list
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Manages to confuse everyone with one tiny edit

Someone at the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has been tinkering with its Apple Intelligence pages again, and the result is the usual delightfully shambolic mess.