EU investigates Apple anti-trust music antics
Time to face the music
EU regulators think it is time that Apple faced the music over the way it has handled its streaming service in the old country.
Apple MacBook has same performance as 2012 Air
You get what you pay for
When the new MacBook came out the Tame Apple press launched a ton of free PR for their favourite company praising how much it looked like Apple's Air.
Apple sucks up to gold iwatch buyers
Always believe in your soul, you've got the power to know, you're indestructable
Fruity cargo cult Apple is apparently planning to butter up those people who are so stupidly rich they think that a £13,500 gold iWatch is a good idea.
Pebble rocks kickstarter again
Most successful project ever
Maker of a smartwatch Pebble's latest Kickstarter project has done extremely well and raised a total of $20,338,986 from 78,471 backers.
Apple buys and closes open source Database outfit
A clash of two religions
Apple has shut down an open-source database outfit called FoundationDB after quietly buying up the outfit and not mentioning it.
How Apple created a climate of fear among developers
Retraction always follows criticism
A top development blog has revealed that there is a climate of fear among the developer community about criticising the fruity cargo cult Apple's slumping software standards.
Apple staff to offer fashion advice
Because they are so damn hip
The fruity cargo cult Apple has decide that the world needs fashion advice from the spotty, tee-shirt wearing "genii" who populate its modern cathedrals to consumer shallowness.
Apple faces Italian tax evasion charges
Pasta La Vista baby
Italian coppers have enough evidence to charge the fruity cargo cult Apple with tax evasion.
Rumour: Apple Watch manufacturing halved
Technical issues or soft demand?
A nasty rumour about the Apple Watch simply refuses to die, and now there’s a bit more info on Apple’s smartwatch blues.
Apple expels Windows 7 from garden of earthy delights
Lost the business case
Fruity cargo cult Apple has decided that Microsoft's venerable Windows 7 needs to be expelled from its walled garden of earthly delights.